The only known groups of primitive tribals that still inhabit the earth are the Red Indians of America, the aborigines of Australia, the tribes of Africa, and the students of goverment colleges. Students of goverment colleges, when faced with attack by the enemy (usually someone like the stiff old college administration), still use techniques like painting faces, shouting out warcries and generally carrying out all activities expected from a fully grown baboon.
There have been reports of problems within goverment colleges. Here is an example :-
Cause of the problem- No electricity in one of the classrooms.
Action taken against the problem- Nationwide strike, Bloodied fistfights, political discussions and repurcussions in the ruling party, murder of a couple of students and setting vengeful flame to one of the college buildings.
Wonder what would happen when a real problem comes up.
If only Goverment Colleges had been more common during our struggle for independence. The British would have picked up their rifles and run for for their lives long before 1947.
During one particular clash between factions within a government college, one angry young man threw a fresh coconut at his enemy with extreme fury. The enemy banged that coconut into a field, far away using a block of wood. That was how cricket was invented.
According to the Laws of Government Colleges,
1. Anyone who speaks out against the party in power will be struck on the backside 5 times with a broom and will subsequently be run over by a roadroller.
2. Anyone who forms an oppositon party, will have his entire family run over by said roadroller.
3. Roadrollers used for above purposes will be paid for by the government, failing which a nation-wide strike will be called.
4. Once every 3 weeks, with or without cause, a nation-wide strike will be called.
Following the tsunami in Japan, a strike was called by a Goverment College, to ban all tsunamis. Human trafficking, slave trade, farmer suicides etc have all been laid aside, owing to the high priority of the tsunami ban.
Examinations in Goverment Colleges are always held on schedule. Ofcourse, an error of plus or minus 25 years is allowed.
Cause of the problem- No electricity in one of the classrooms.
Action taken against the problem- Nationwide strike, Bloodied fistfights, political discussions and repurcussions in the ruling party, murder of a couple of students and setting vengeful flame to one of the college buildings.
Wonder what would happen when a real problem comes up.
If only Goverment Colleges had been more common during our struggle for independence. The British would have picked up their rifles and run for for their lives long before 1947.
During one particular clash between factions within a government college, one angry young man threw a fresh coconut at his enemy with extreme fury. The enemy banged that coconut into a field, far away using a block of wood. That was how cricket was invented.
According to the Laws of Government Colleges,
1. Anyone who speaks out against the party in power will be struck on the backside 5 times with a broom and will subsequently be run over by a roadroller.
2. Anyone who forms an oppositon party, will have his entire family run over by said roadroller.
3. Roadrollers used for above purposes will be paid for by the government, failing which a nation-wide strike will be called.
4. Once every 3 weeks, with or without cause, a nation-wide strike will be called.
Following the tsunami in Japan, a strike was called by a Goverment College, to ban all tsunamis. Human trafficking, slave trade, farmer suicides etc have all been laid aside, owing to the high priority of the tsunami ban.
Examinations in Goverment Colleges are always held on schedule. Ofcourse, an error of plus or minus 25 years is allowed.
True....sometimes we have tp ask ouselves certain questions...!
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