In India, the engineering course is considered by all parents to possess powers beyond imagination and is worshipped as the process from which Shiva, Vishnu, Allah, Jesus and the rest of 'em came forth.
Every year the number of applicants for the IITJEE engineering course is a little more than the population of Africa, whereas the number of students that actually get in amounts to the population of Antarctica in a cold winter.
Course contents are unbelievably stimulating and range from the working of a turbine (OH GOD IN HEAVEN!!!) to the laying of tarred roads (this topic is rumoured to have induced a semi-comatose state in certain students, research ongoing). Believed to be a punishment for sins committed by humanity in past centuries, 4 years of the modern engineering course is awarded by the Supreme Court for extreme acts of terrorism, genocide and such. Ajmal Kasab, for his act of terrorism, was made to study engineering at IIT Chennai and has promised after 3 days of the course, to convert to Buddhism and join the Dalai Lama in the quest for eternal peace.
The course is also a huge military weapon. In the 20th century, the United States of America employed jet-propelled stealth bombers to wreak havoc and claim lives in Vietnam, and read aloud from Engineering textbooks to wreak havoc and claim lives in Iraq. Conspiracy theorists have claimed that the engineering course in India was started by China as a means to destabilize the economy. The status report of this Chinese project has been leaked on the internet and claims 'By 2025 an average Indian when asked to cut a piece of paper, would first draw a curvature-resistant line through the paper, extrapolate it to a hypothetically infinte margin, sharpen the scissors on malleable granite rock etc, by which time, China would have ruled the world for 250 years, Manmohan Singh would have celebrated his 703 birthday and Sachin Tendulkar would be scoring his duzillionth century.
George Bush is said to have graduated from the Engineering course. So has S.Sreesanth. Go figure.
One young graduated engineering student a few years back, who had just been placed in a telecom company, remarked, "The course has helped me on my way to building an honest living, taking care of the telecom sector and working for the greater good of the nation". That student's name- A.Raja
The recession hit world has seen the people do crazy stuff for money. There have been reports of purse snatchings in broad daylight, cold-blooded murders of bank employees, registering for postgraduate engineering courses etc, that has made people wonder what our world has come to. Recent history has seen the growth of a large number of engineering colleges in the country. In a multilateral trade deal with powerful nations of the world, 250 more are going to be built from the charred remains of the World Trade Center using Carribean lion-tailed macaques, as professors and the Korean constitution as the syllabus. "Cantilever bending moments in parallelopiped frames of reference" is not far away from sounding like a load of Korean bullshit.
The use of the Engineering course dates a long way back in history. During the Second World War, they were known by a different name. 'Concentration Camps'. It seems Civil Engineering was started in Auschwitz by some dude called Hitler or something.
Present day engineering is inspired by the cult classic movie 'The Transformers'!!! Ahem.
Every year the number of applicants for the IITJEE engineering course is a little more than the population of Africa, whereas the number of students that actually get in amounts to the population of Antarctica in a cold winter.
Course contents are unbelievably stimulating and range from the working of a turbine (OH GOD IN HEAVEN!!!) to the laying of tarred roads (this topic is rumoured to have induced a semi-comatose state in certain students, research ongoing). Believed to be a punishment for sins committed by humanity in past centuries, 4 years of the modern engineering course is awarded by the Supreme Court for extreme acts of terrorism, genocide and such. Ajmal Kasab, for his act of terrorism, was made to study engineering at IIT Chennai and has promised after 3 days of the course, to convert to Buddhism and join the Dalai Lama in the quest for eternal peace.
The course is also a huge military weapon. In the 20th century, the United States of America employed jet-propelled stealth bombers to wreak havoc and claim lives in Vietnam, and read aloud from Engineering textbooks to wreak havoc and claim lives in Iraq. Conspiracy theorists have claimed that the engineering course in India was started by China as a means to destabilize the economy. The status report of this Chinese project has been leaked on the internet and claims 'By 2025 an average Indian when asked to cut a piece of paper, would first draw a curvature-resistant line through the paper, extrapolate it to a hypothetically infinte margin, sharpen the scissors on malleable granite rock etc, by which time, China would have ruled the world for 250 years, Manmohan Singh would have celebrated his 703 birthday and Sachin Tendulkar would be scoring his duzillionth century.
George Bush is said to have graduated from the Engineering course. So has S.Sreesanth. Go figure.
One young graduated engineering student a few years back, who had just been placed in a telecom company, remarked, "The course has helped me on my way to building an honest living, taking care of the telecom sector and working for the greater good of the nation". That student's name- A.Raja
The recession hit world has seen the people do crazy stuff for money. There have been reports of purse snatchings in broad daylight, cold-blooded murders of bank employees, registering for postgraduate engineering courses etc, that has made people wonder what our world has come to. Recent history has seen the growth of a large number of engineering colleges in the country. In a multilateral trade deal with powerful nations of the world, 250 more are going to be built from the charred remains of the World Trade Center using Carribean lion-tailed macaques, as professors and the Korean constitution as the syllabus. "Cantilever bending moments in parallelopiped frames of reference" is not far away from sounding like a load of Korean bullshit.
The use of the Engineering course dates a long way back in history. During the Second World War, they were known by a different name. 'Concentration Camps'. It seems Civil Engineering was started in Auschwitz by some dude called Hitler or something.
Present day engineering is inspired by the cult classic movie 'The Transformers'!!! Ahem.
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