The cricket team of the great nation of India is managed by the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI), an organistaion that uses its monthly pocket money to bail the USA out of the recession, buy newly independant African countries and fund Lasith Malinga's hairdo.
The cricket team is ably led by Mahendra Singh Dhoni, the man with the Midas touch, who has won the T20 championship, aced the South African series, single handedly won the World Cup, shot down fanatical extremists to win World War 3 and broke the keyboard in his effort to complete the manager mode of FIFA 11.
Vice Captain is the position held by the 'Nawab of Najafgarh' (there's a world cup instituted to say the previous phrase 10 times without a mistake), Virender Sehwag! Heinous and vicious crimes against humanity are punished by said criminal being made to bowl to this man. In mid-2009, Micheal Jackson attempted a doosra from over the wicket....rest in peace.
The greatest player that Indian cricket has ever seen goes by the name of Sachin Tendulkar. This man is said to weild even more power than the entire UDF-DMK ruling coalition within India and is rumoured to have taken out his anger and shock at being actually dismissed in a match by causing a tsunami which accidentally hit a country named Japan or something. Having scored 15678 centuries, won 30987 matches and scored 3.5 trillion runs,the research department of the Indian School of Mathematics are employing complex analysis and Fibonacci retracements to develop further records for this man to achieve. A hidden camera clip of a training session has shown this dangerous man hitting an S. Sreesanth inswinger from Kurla to Kandhahar, blindfolded.
Gautham Gambhir came into the Indian cricket team after ex-captain Sourav Ganguly was chucked out for not knowing which end of the cricket bat to hit with. Gambhir made an immediate impact, allowing countless young bowlers to take a wicket they would have never taken in the normal course. Improved by leaps and bounds and has become an important member of the team. Ganguly on the other hand is presently employed in the South Indian film industry, where he continues to take off his shirt whilst shaking his hips to Jassie Gift's ahem melodies.
Harbhajan Singh, the off-spinner par excellece has been plying his trade in the Indian team for over a decade now. Organises an annual tea-party for his close associates from the Australian cricket team and has named his second son Symonds owing to his close friendship with the cricketer of the same name. Believed to have weapons of mass destruction hidden under his turban, in 2009 George Bush had vowed to attack him the next time he became president. Last heard, Mr.Bush was being force-fed Chicken Makhanwala under solitary confinement in a dungeon in rural Jalandhar.
The mainstay in India's middle order is Yuvraj Singh. Leased out to Palestine in 2006 for the war on Israel. Bombs made out of volatile nitrate compunds were embedded in cricket balls which were then bowled to him by Stuart Broad. 34 cities in Israel fell victim to the ensuing destruction.
The fastest bowler India has ever produced is Shanthakumar Sreeshanth (regarded as the second toughest words to pronounce after 'Nawab of Najafgarh'). Possessing a highly aerodynamic action, fluid run-up and tremendous seam position, the ball leaves his fingers at 150 km/hr and returns over his head into the stands at 275 km/hr. An accomplished dancer, playback singer, specialist in diplomatic speaking and a possessor of a thoroughly pleasing personality, he is the idol of a billion Indians. Widely regarded as a gifted player, though, it cannot be a good thing to have Mohammed Ali's attitude and Charlie Chaplin's physique.
The last but not the least prominent person in the Indian cricketing scene is Lalit Modi. The joint holder for the Nobel Prize in Economics with eminent money men Ramalinga Raju and A.Raja, this man is the inventor of the cash machine known as the IPL, boasting of glitz, glamour, cheerleaders, Navjot Singh Sidhu,foreign flavours and when there is time after all this, a bit of cricket as well. Believed to have modelled his tenure as Ipl boss on the fascist regimes of the mid 19th century, it is rumoured that every man woman and child had to wear a tattoo of an ipl team on his/her left thigh without which, their subsidies would be cancelled, their homes would be burnt and the entire disgraced family would be exiled to a lonely island in the Phillipines.
The cricket team is ably led by Mahendra Singh Dhoni, the man with the Midas touch, who has won the T20 championship, aced the South African series, single handedly won the World Cup, shot down fanatical extremists to win World War 3 and broke the keyboard in his effort to complete the manager mode of FIFA 11.
Vice Captain is the position held by the 'Nawab of Najafgarh' (there's a world cup instituted to say the previous phrase 10 times without a mistake), Virender Sehwag! Heinous and vicious crimes against humanity are punished by said criminal being made to bowl to this man. In mid-2009, Micheal Jackson attempted a doosra from over the wicket....rest in peace.
The greatest player that Indian cricket has ever seen goes by the name of Sachin Tendulkar. This man is said to weild even more power than the entire UDF-DMK ruling coalition within India and is rumoured to have taken out his anger and shock at being actually dismissed in a match by causing a tsunami which accidentally hit a country named Japan or something. Having scored 15678 centuries, won 30987 matches and scored 3.5 trillion runs,the research department of the Indian School of Mathematics are employing complex analysis and Fibonacci retracements to develop further records for this man to achieve. A hidden camera clip of a training session has shown this dangerous man hitting an S. Sreesanth inswinger from Kurla to Kandhahar, blindfolded.
Gautham Gambhir came into the Indian cricket team after ex-captain Sourav Ganguly was chucked out for not knowing which end of the cricket bat to hit with. Gambhir made an immediate impact, allowing countless young bowlers to take a wicket they would have never taken in the normal course. Improved by leaps and bounds and has become an important member of the team. Ganguly on the other hand is presently employed in the South Indian film industry, where he continues to take off his shirt whilst shaking his hips to Jassie Gift's ahem melodies.
Harbhajan Singh, the off-spinner par excellece has been plying his trade in the Indian team for over a decade now. Organises an annual tea-party for his close associates from the Australian cricket team and has named his second son Symonds owing to his close friendship with the cricketer of the same name. Believed to have weapons of mass destruction hidden under his turban, in 2009 George Bush had vowed to attack him the next time he became president. Last heard, Mr.Bush was being force-fed Chicken Makhanwala under solitary confinement in a dungeon in rural Jalandhar.
The mainstay in India's middle order is Yuvraj Singh. Leased out to Palestine in 2006 for the war on Israel. Bombs made out of volatile nitrate compunds were embedded in cricket balls which were then bowled to him by Stuart Broad. 34 cities in Israel fell victim to the ensuing destruction.
The fastest bowler India has ever produced is Shanthakumar Sreeshanth (regarded as the second toughest words to pronounce after 'Nawab of Najafgarh'). Possessing a highly aerodynamic action, fluid run-up and tremendous seam position, the ball leaves his fingers at 150 km/hr and returns over his head into the stands at 275 km/hr. An accomplished dancer, playback singer, specialist in diplomatic speaking and a possessor of a thoroughly pleasing personality, he is the idol of a billion Indians. Widely regarded as a gifted player, though, it cannot be a good thing to have Mohammed Ali's attitude and Charlie Chaplin's physique.
The last but not the least prominent person in the Indian cricketing scene is Lalit Modi. The joint holder for the Nobel Prize in Economics with eminent money men Ramalinga Raju and A.Raja, this man is the inventor of the cash machine known as the IPL, boasting of glitz, glamour, cheerleaders, Navjot Singh Sidhu,foreign flavours and when there is time after all this, a bit of cricket as well. Believed to have modelled his tenure as Ipl boss on the fascist regimes of the mid 19th century, it is rumoured that every man woman and child had to wear a tattoo of an ipl team on his/her left thigh without which, their subsidies would be cancelled, their homes would be burnt and the entire disgraced family would be exiled to a lonely island in the Phillipines.
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