Our take on Rajnikanthization

Rajnikanthization is the term used to exaggerate something to such an extent that acute depression and/or suicidal tendencies are induced in the listener. The hysteria that follows this sort of exaggeration is similar to that of a pack of chimpanzees faced with half a ton of ripe bananas.

The term stems from a South Indian actor named Rajnikanth (Wow what a coincidence! :O). This amazing man can supposedly outrace a bullet, outhink Einstein, kill a rabid gorrilla with nothing more than a cigarette and a packet of Parle-G, stand still while the earth rotates, make the earth stand still and get something else from some other galaxy to rotate. You name it, Rajnikanth renames it.

Rajnikanthization is extremely common in today's world.

There once was this 'academician' who described a scene of a man selling a bag of potatoes to a buyer as "The evil looking capitalist of a vegetable seller, who had obviously absorbed the overpricing tendencies of 18th century colonial Europe resorted to armtwisting of this middle class man who..blah" Why don't you effing shut up and stop rajinikanthizing the whole thing? All the guy did was sell a potato. Get a life.

George Bush, before invading Iraq, had mentioned about the dire need for humanity to oust terror all over the world to make a better world for future generations. Bush rajnikanthised the upcoming war so much that people actually believed that Saddam walked around with a coupla bombs up his socks. Now all that's left of Iraq are Saddam's socks. Rumours are that the left sock's being tortured in Guanatamo right now.

There's this guy called Tintumon, it seems in India, who possesses ground peanuts instead of brains and goes around doing the most dumass stuff practically possible. The li'l guy's also responsible for half the development of the telecomm sector, since liberalization happened in 1991. The guy's been rajnikanthised so much that he's probably the most famous Malayalee on the planet. And get this, he does not exist.

There is this particular college, where Rajnikanthization is a religion. There is this group of
guys who call themselves the NH. You might whisper to the guy next to you 'Dude, the NH sucks you know that. They'r like Sreesanth on a wet pitch." Immediatly, according to legend, some guy will overhear you, there'll be sniper rifles trained on you from the top of coconut trees, a couple of guys with firmly adherent beards, will look at you as if World War 2, the apocalypse and Bappi Lahiri were your fault and you'll see guys flown over from Lebanon to personally assasinate you. The NH is so damn Rajnikanthized.

Wonder if Rajnikanth, with his ability to read blogs in his head as they'r being written, is seeing any of this.