Wikileaks
There is nothing secret in today's world. If Manmohan Singh, one fine morning decides to lift a couple of Kitkats from a downtown store in Delhi, chances are, it'l appear in the next edition of the Wikileaks. Everyone from the top echelons of the business world to the naxal militants waxing their pistols, would be debating on the actual motivation behind the couple of Kitkats, whether it was a support for American capitalism, whether it was support for the anti-diabetes movement, whether it was a veiled threat, that he would break Pakistan into two just like you're supposed to break the kitkat in the ad (That
movement of first splitting the foil, then breaking the kitkat in half and all is supposedly an amazing marketing gimmick, but in reality is nothing more than the actions of a moron who does not have much of a life).
The hype and hooplah surrounding stuff like the Wiki-leaks is typical of today's sensationalist world. Refer a previous article on this blog on the phenomenon of Rajnikanthization.
The director of Wiki-leaks is one Julian Assange (the guy who looks like he should have been in the Twilight series). He is an Australian who publishes American documents on the war on Iraq, having taken help from Chinese dissidents, and is being extradited to Sweden whilst conversing with Indian media.
Seriously, what are the foreign visa rules now?
Suprisingly, Osama Bin Laden is a Saudi Arabian, who takes help from Saudi Arabian dissidents to work for Saudi Arabian principles.
See that's the way you keep things simple.
Problem:- America's growing hold in today's world
Assange's solution- "Spend years hacking into pentagon files, pay trillions of dollars for the best software minds in the world, publish the docs on a public forum, flee from the threats that follow and speak eloquently on the dangers of blind trust."
Osama's solution- World Trade Centre. Boom.
Assange right now- In a cave, afraid for his life.
Osama right now- In a cave, afraid for his life.
America right now- Eating a double cheeseburger.
It seems Wiki-leaks leaked the Indian Budget online on March 5th 2011. Too bad the Indian government already announced the Budget on February 28th.
There is nothing secret in today's world. If Manmohan Singh, one fine morning decides to lift a couple of Kitkats from a downtown store in Delhi, chances are, it'l appear in the next edition of the Wikileaks. Everyone from the top echelons of the business world to the naxal militants waxing their pistols, would be debating on the actual motivation behind the couple of Kitkats, whether it was a support for American capitalism, whether it was support for the anti-diabetes movement, whether it was a veiled threat, that he would break Pakistan into two just like you're supposed to break the kitkat in the ad (That
movement of first splitting the foil, then breaking the kitkat in half and all is supposedly an amazing marketing gimmick, but in reality is nothing more than the actions of a moron who does not have much of a life).
The hype and hooplah surrounding stuff like the Wiki-leaks is typical of today's sensationalist world. Refer a previous article on this blog on the phenomenon of Rajnikanthization.
The director of Wiki-leaks is one Julian Assange (the guy who looks like he should have been in the Twilight series). He is an Australian who publishes American documents on the war on Iraq, having taken help from Chinese dissidents, and is being extradited to Sweden whilst conversing with Indian media.
Seriously, what are the foreign visa rules now?
Suprisingly, Osama Bin Laden is a Saudi Arabian, who takes help from Saudi Arabian dissidents to work for Saudi Arabian principles.
See that's the way you keep things simple.
Problem:- America's growing hold in today's world
Assange's solution- "Spend years hacking into pentagon files, pay trillions of dollars for the best software minds in the world, publish the docs on a public forum, flee from the threats that follow and speak eloquently on the dangers of blind trust."
Osama's solution- World Trade Centre. Boom.
Assange right now- In a cave, afraid for his life.
Osama right now- In a cave, afraid for his life.
America right now- Eating a double cheeseburger.
It seems Wiki-leaks leaked the Indian Budget online on March 5th 2011. Too bad the Indian government already announced the Budget on February 28th.
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