Our take on India's list of top 50 most wanted terrorists....

For all those of who appreciated what we do, We are back again..

This time around we'd like to be very serious and put forward our thoughts regarding issues of national importance. Did any of you happen to hear about the glorious LIST OF MOST WANTED CRIMINALS published recently by the effi(ng)cient govt??. So god darn efficient that some of those in the list were actually caught years before the list is actually published. All those who blame the govt. and home ministry should look at the bright side of things. I mean, how many countries can boast of a police force that can arrest criminals even before the govt. orders them to be arrested.

The govt. now stands accountable for this mix-up. Imagine if Pakistan starts to mock us about our glaring incompetency. I mean, how bad would you feel if Chris Gayle made fun of you cuz ur not fair(No, i did not mean that our neighbour is a talented batsman). Home minister P.Chidambaram has a very lucid explanation for all that transpired which he, like a genius, summed up in two words. Printing Mistake. How very enlightening. Mr.Chidambaram probably uses a printer that was ordered by Kalmadi and co. I think our govt. believes in numerology. How else would they come up with such a presentable number of 50. Even people from rainforest of Amazon know that there are more than that. Maybe the govt. doesnt WANT the rest of them because they are getting what they want, if you know what i mean..

Yeah. So the big picture right now is Mother India looking like Mallika sherawat(guys, that iss bad by the way!!). One of the guys in this insidious list was selling saris in thane. lol. One has to wonder if this little glitch will affect his credibility as a salesman. Another is already in jail. This is what happens when you dont update your database regularly. Why dont they put one of the Infosys premiers to work on it. There are a lot of them, right. The list is up for scrutiny. My bet is that at least 2-3 of those in the list are MLA's or MP's in the country.

Some parliamentarians put forward a US-like attack on pakistan to flush out Dawood Ibrahim but were later made to shut up by others with a working brain. They simply dont realise that with our virtouos and efficacious media, a feat of such magnitude is impossible to achieve. Mainly because the surprise element of the surprise attack will be nullified by 24*7 updates on army movements.

The govt. just showed the amount of intense neglect and laxity that it puts to tackle our biggest problem. With such an incredibly prodigious govt. governing I can rest assure and proudly say that India is in safe hands (of those in that list..)